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  • 300
  • Star Wars IV
  • Star Wars V
  • Star Wars VI
  • Lord of the Rings Trilogy
  • Spaceballs
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  • Linkin Park
  • Little Feat
  • The Who
  • Metallica
  • Megadeth
  • Slipknot
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  • THe Golden Compass
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How unrealistic can you get


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  • Mood: Calm
  • Playing: WoW
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Listening: You Can't Always Get What You Want - Rolling Stones
  • Reading: Homework
  • Drinking: Water
  • Eating: Food.

I quote (with my diatribes in parens):
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

(This is actually true, if you think about it. But friends will be mindful of letting each other stay well endowed in the food market.)

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

(Heh. I've done this before. It's kinda sad actually.)

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

(For girls, sure. Guys, the first is true. Either that, or they're to let you vent, but we don't cry with each other.)

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

(Real friends still know it's yours, but it's one of those things where if they want it back then they come over and get it, because you don't mind having them for company anyways)

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you

(Only too true. I know this about a few people)

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

(Probably not, but will at least stick by your side through the good and bad)

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

(This hasn't happened to me, but I guess it's because we're respectful of each other. On the other hand, this happens with my cousin and her friends...)

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

(Damn straight)

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you.

(I personally think that'll happen in extreme situations, but normally we just up and leave and forget. Then smack talk him behind his back because it's funny.)

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        ʊCoolhand2

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        Aww, is chalkey blushing?

        Awwwwww.
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            ʊCoolhand2

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            They're well made, why wouldn't I?
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            06.09.08 5:38 pm
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              Hey, good to see you're using the badges!
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                And hello thar yourself! :]
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                  ʊCoolhand2

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                  Yeah, sure. Text files in C are actually relatively easy to get.

                  The functions you'll need to look up are fopen, fread, fwrite, fgetc, fputc, and fclose. They all use the FILE pointer type (which is built into C) except for fgetc and fputc.

                  A sample program would be something like:

                  #include <stdio.h>

                  int main( void )
                  {
                  /* The file handler pointer */
                  FILE *fhp;
                  /* The buffer we'll read the file into */
                  char[80] str;
                  int i; /*You'll see this used in a bit*/

                  /* Open up a random file in read-only mode */
                  fhp = fopen( "random.file", "r" );

                  fread( str, 1, 80, fhp );
                  /* Alternative way:
                  * Uses a counter. Though be careful with
                  * this, as it waits for EOF from the file
                  * before it stops, and that could lead to
                  * a buffer overflow problem. If done
                  * correctly, you can still do this though.

                  * for( i = 0; str = fgetc( fhp ); i++ );

                  */

                  /* This writes to a file if you want to
                  * There are two ways to do this:

                  * for( i = 0; str && fputc( str, fhp ); i++ );

                  * and

                  * fwrite( str, 1, 80, fhp );
                  */

                  /* And now we close the file */
                  fclose( fhp );
                  }

                  For details on the functions I used, you can start here: http://www.cppreference.com/stdio/fopen.html
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                  04.15.08 2:50 pm
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                    Hey. Do you know c? And if you do, can you help me? I'm having problems working with text files. I've never been able to implement one, and until i do so successful i doubt i'll actually understand it. Thanks a lot.
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